What Emma Learned

So you’ve survived Freshers’ Week without blowing your loan/offending everyone in your halls/sleeping with someone inappropriate. Now the actual work begins, so you head off to the library armed with a reading list longer than any essay you’ve ever written and an essay title you don’t understand, but you’re buoyed up by the geeky excitement  [ Read More ]

or, How to tell if someone fancies you or would otherwise be interested in a shag and what to do about it It’s all very well scrambling around like an idiot trying to convince someone to fancy you, but, to be honest, it’s not my style. It almost always leads to disappointment, and if I’d  [ Read More ]

Some nights are good just because one small thing goes right, right at the beginning of the evening, and puts a glossy sheen on all subsequent events. Some nights are unbelievably enjoyable purely because some terrible thing you feared would happen doesn’t go off. But the most perfect nights are the result of a cacophony  [ Read More ]